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About me

When I was little, I thought the definition of sex was to kiss while you were naked. Once, I got out of the tub and kissed my cat on his nose. Then I realized I was naked yelled “I HAD SEX WITH THE CAT!” You should’ve seen my mom’s face. I expect you to cook and clean for me. And LOVE doing my laundry. I don’t do romance. I don’t want you to know where I live. Yep, I’m totally a keeper…

Looking for

I’m looking for a super sexy, super cool woman to accompany me on exotic vacations, and to be a partner in crime. And if I find someone who is truly amazing, who knows what the future holds…

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