Jasper

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About me

Hey there! Are you ready to learn all about me in a few bullet points? No? Well tough luck - put on your seatbelt – here we go! - Gets paid to scream at kids - Is 6’1/186cm (yes it’s cold up here) - Has a black belt in Taekwondo - Has a very flexible left eyebrow - Will buy you a drink if you can pronounce “hottentottententententoonstellingen” without choking (Dutch is a great language I swear) - Owns the cutest car in the world - Trying to find someone who loves me as much as you love rice (is that rice-ist?) - Yes, I do horrible dad jokes. And no, I am not a dad. And yes, they will get worse when I become one - Not American. So I write favour, honour and armour all with an u. The only u I am missing… is you. (yes you have permission to roll your eyes now) - Help I am running out of semi-interesting things to say about me! If you made it this far, please know that you are awesome and have a lovely day! PS: And if you could do me a favour, try to be a little extra nice to the people around if you could. The world could really use some positivity in these times (although please test negative).

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Mhmm some guys when they go dating they have like a list right? They want her to be this tall, have this hair length, this cup size, etc. I don't really care about those things. I do care if you are friendly, caring, open-minded. Someone who I can be myself with. Someone who can handle me speaking my mind and trusts me enough to speak hers too. Like, there is no guide or formula to a successful relationship right? But if the both put in the effort, the time and are open in communication, it allows a couple to solve their smaller issues before they turn into big problems and they can focus on making happy memories

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